Ranking:
SICK bruh.
View Date:
2023.05.30
Intertitle Timestamp: ~
2
minutes
⇓ TO BE A HERO, IT TAKES A LOT OF GUT. ⇓
Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.
Title:
The Machine
Rating: [
R
]
Genre:
Crime, Comedy, Action,
Directed by:
Peter Atencio
Written by:
Kevin Biegel, Scotty Landes,
Starring:
Bert Kreischer, Mark Hamill, Jimmy Tatro, Stephanie Kurtzuba, Nikola Đuričko, Iva Babić, Martyn Ford, Robert Maaser, Jessica Gabor, Rita Bernard-Shaw,
Release Date:
2023/05/26
Running Time:
112
minutes
⇓ Extra Credit ⇓
Mid:
A commercial for Kreischer Karpets starring Bert and his dad Albert is shown.
End:
None
Role: Nerd/Geek/Gamer/Otaku
Goal: Live life one day at a time
Highest Achievement Unlocked: Solo adventuring a couple of spawn