Rating: 4 out of 5.

Ranking:  SICK bruh.  
View Date:  2023.08.21  
Intertitle Timestamp: ~ 86 minutes 


⇓   GO FETCH YOURSELF.   ⇓


  When Reggie is abandoned on the mean city streets by his lowlife owner, Doug, Reggie is certain that his beloved owner would never leave him on purpose. But once Reggie falls in with a fast-talking, foul-mouthed stray who loves his freedom and believes that owners are for suckers, Reggie finally realizes he was in a toxic relationship and begins to see Doug for the heartless sleazeball that he is.


 Title:  Strays
 Rating: [ R ]
 Genre:  Comedy
 Directed by:  Josh Greenbaum
 Written by:  Dan Perrault
 Starring:  Will Ferrell, Jamie Foxx, Will Forte, Isla Fisher, Randall Park, Josh Gad, Harvey Guillén, Brett Gelman, Rob Riggle, Jamie Demetriou, Sofía Vergara, Mike Dolphy, Dennis Quaid, Hedy Nasser, Tinashe Kajese, Jade Fernandez, Charity Cervantes, Aven Lotz, Mikayla Rousseau, Gabriella Garcia, Keith Brooks,
 Release Date:  2023/08/18
 Running Time:  93 minutes

⇓  Extra Credit  ⇓


  Mid:  Doug is in a hospital bed, and a doctor is reviewing his injuries. The doctor reports about some of the minor injuries, and then mentions that they found an alarming amount of fecal bacteria in him. Doug confirms that it’s from the dog pooping on his face. The doctor quickly skims through a few more pages of his report, then offhandedly mentions that they couldn’t reattach his penis. The screen goes black, and then we hear Doug yell “FUCK!”.
  End:  None


Moniker:  NiceFluffy or Fluffy
Role:  Nerd/Geek/Gamer/Otaku
Goal:  Live life one day at a time
Highest Achievement Unlocked:  Solo adventuring a couple of spawn
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