Ranking:
SICK bruh.
View Date:
2023.10.31
Intertitle Timestamp: ~
1
minutes
⇓ RETIREMENT DIDN’T SUIT HIM. ⇓
An ex-special forces operative stuck in a dead-end desk job reluctantly takes on a gig to provide private security for a washed-up journalist as she interviews a ruthless—but impeccably dressed—dictator. When a military coup breaks out just as she’s about to get the scoop of a lifetime, the unlikely trio must figure out how to survive the jungle, the assassins, and each other in order to make it out alive.
Title:
Freelance
Rating: [
R
]
Genre:
Comedy, Action,
Directed by:
Pierre Morel
Written by:
Jacob Lentz
Starring:
John Cena, Alison Brie, Juan Pablo Raba, Alice Eve, Marton Csokas, Christian Slater,
Release Date:
2023/10/27
Running Time:
109
minutes
Mid:
Funny outtakes are shown during the credits, including one where Mason complains about how long Juan stared at his dick and points out that the men’s room in YMCAs all have signs declaring 5-second staring – max.
End:
None
Role: Nerd/Geek/Gamer/Otaku
Goal: Live life one day at a time
Highest Achievement Unlocked: Solo adventuring a couple of spawn